It’s 2:13 AM. You’re on Forex Factory, MQL5 comments, or some Telegram group. Someone drops a link: “Free EA – 1000% in 3 months – no password – just download!” Your inner cheapskate wakes up. VirusTotal? Nah, too slow. You click. Extract. Run. Three days later: Your VPS is mining Monero for some Russian kid.…
