You open the MQL5 marketplace or scroll through yet another “exclusive” Telegram group. There it is again: “Quantum Neural Net Pro Max Ultra EA – 1800% in 6 months, 1.2% drawdown, powered by GPT-9 and quantum entanglement.” Fancy name. Shiny backtest. Equity curve smoother than a fresh jar of Nutella. Your finger hovers over “Buy…
